Screw Jacob and Edward
Team Edward or Team Jacob? Neither – I’m Team Charlie! Granted, I’m working off the movie, here, but the same holds true for the books.
I mean, think about it. You’ve got these two young … monsters who seem all great and crap, but – really? You want me to be with a creature of horror films?
Don’t get me wrong, if I HAD to choose one over the other, it would definitely be Jacob. The main reason – I could remain human. There’s also Jacob’s fun, yet quiet, patient attitude, his warmth, and… well, his abs. I mean – come on!
And then, of course, there is the fact that Edward is controlling, dishonest, and cruel.
But when it comes down to it, I would want Charlie. Charlie is honest, steadfast, and absolutely hysterical. He is charming, owns his own home (we assume), and is 100% human. He is accepting, trusting, and loving. He cares about his community and risks his life to protect them. He knows the importance of having hobbies and friends and cultivates those. Sure, Jake and Edward both have some of these attributes, but only Charlie has all of them in one very handsome package.
Oh crap! Does this mean I’m officially old?